7 posts tagged “stephen merchant”
First I went *Squee!!!!!* and then I went "mmmm". I need to enter in a 12-Step Program for Anglophile Fangirls. Smerch splashed out on a new suit! Haha!
Sorry for the watermark. deal with it.
Video: Show us your TV crush.
Submitted by quornflour.
Yes please. I'll have two of him.
OK! This got way longer than I anticipated, and believe it or not I really don't watch TV too much. But I loves the hot ones.
It's well known by everyone that if I were to ever be knocked up by anyone, it would have to be David Bowie. However, Stephen Merchant is a very close second. I don't know why I like 'em tall but I do. Maybe it's because I'm only 5 foot tall? Who knows. But here's another funny video of my very favorite lanky goggle-eyed freak. And Barry from Eastenders.
Book: Show us a book that made you laugh out loud.
Submitted by Red Pen.
Also: Most of the skits in this book I'd heard on the show, but nothing changed. I still giggled at every little thing that came out of Karl's mouth.
My internets been down AGAIN! so I got this bit of news late. Steve Merchant has won some fancy comedy award--this time for acting! Oh my, I just realized this is all a bit confusing, and I'm only running off a few hours of sleep but! I am awake enough to post the youtube link of his speech and what not. Hope everyone enjoys.
A few weeks ago, the QoTD was about podcasts and I've recently added a new one to my list.
The FADER (yes in all caps) is a music magazine that comes out bi-monthly. It's always full of good stuff music stuff. So I was very excited when cruising around iTunes to see that the FADER had a weekly music podcast. So check it out. Please.
All I need now is one having to do with cooking, and I'll never need the radio ever again.
OH! I almost forgot! The Ricky Gervais podcast is starting up again, and you'll only be able to download it from the Guardian. The first one is this Tuesday, followed by Thanksgiving and Christmas. Cheers!
I think I've found him.
I know I've always said that marrying is the last thing I'd ever want to do, along with giving birth. But I think I've just found the man that if, for some reason I fall and have some serious brain trauma, I'd like to do it (ha!) with.
That man, is Stephen Merchant.
Wait wait, hear me out!!! Let's go down the list of my requirements, and you'll see he fits.
1) Meets the height requirement of 6'0". Actually, kind of kicks it in the arse at 6'7". Bloody overachiever. (you're probably wondering why someone 5' has a height requirement of 6'. It's to give my future children a fighting chance)
2) Is quick witted (or at least, smarter than Karl Pilkington. Sorry Karl.)
3) Like me, feels that he is the only single person around (not if we get it on!)
4) Is very funny
5) Believes that the only way to relieve yourself in the ocean, is to pull your trunks down
6) Dresses nice. I wonder if he smells good? hmm.
7) Like me, has abysmal eyesight but wears cool specs.
8) Fits the age requirement of being older than me, but still not too old to get it up.
See! It's meant to be! I think we can make it work. Call me Steve!
